We've got it all here in Denver. Beautiful scenery, lots of sunlight, the Rocky Mountains, snow sports close-by, it's perfect. Except...no
In-N-Out. Please, please, pretty please open one out here in Denver! Is anyone listening???!!!
Sorry, let me regain my composure. Anyhow, someone told us that a
Five Guys was opening nearby, which is supposedly the In-N-Out of the East coast. Some of you who know me would say it's good I have an actual religion, because it keeps me from all-out worshiping the Double Double. Mmmm....double double. Even so, since we don't have one here in Denver I was really routing for Five Guys to be a decent replacement. After going there tonight I have to say it's no comparison, In-N-Out kills it by a long shot. I think Carl's Jr. is better than Five Guys. Here is my play by play analysis.
Buns
Big +1 to In-N-Out. The Five Guys buns just felt like the cheap white buns you'd buy at Walmart. Alicia's fell apart on her.
Patty
I will admit Five Guys did have a bigger patty than In-N-Out, and I usually like bigger patties. But there's something about a double double that is just the right proportion. The meat on In-N-Out is more flavorful.
Cheese
Big +1 to In-N-Out. The Five Guys cheese wasn't even warm, it looked just like a Kraft fake cheese square. Yuck!
Toppings
I do like that Five Guys has more options. It's nice to get a bacon-mushroom cheeseburger. But the secret sauce on In-N-Out takes the cake. DON'T YOU DARE SAY IT'S JUST THOUSAND ISLANDS DRESSING! I heard that...I'm warning you...take it back!
Fries
This one was actually pretty close. The Five Guys fries were good, and VERY plentiful. They were thick but not too soggy. Even so, I just like the taste of the In-N-Out fries. They're a little thinner, crispier, saltier, and blessed. Blessed? Yes, blessed (have you read the bottom of the fries and cups at In-N-Out?). Plus, put animal style fries in the mix and it's a no-brainer.
Shakes
Five Guys doesn't make shakes. Not like it matters though, they wouldn't be able to compete with a good In-N-Out vanilla shake. Liquid cocaine!
Variety
I love the simplicity of the In-N-Out menu, but Five Guys has more variety. It was nice to get cheese sandwiches for the girls since they don't eat hamburgers. No, they must not really be my daughters. Yes, they will be punished every day for the rest of their lives until they can eat a full hamburger. And like it!
Atmosphere
In-N-Out. The music was way too loud at Five Guys. We couldn't even talk. Plus the tables were too small. The peanuts were a nice touch, but not very good.